Appropriate Methods of Contact
Method One: I am on Twitter.
Method Two: Imagine yourself at the edge of a frozen lake. Imagine the only sounds you hear are small birds and the ice on the pine branches cracking in the sun. It is quiet like this for a long time. I am there with you. Our feet crunch in the snow. What is it you were saying to me? I am wrong about politics? Go fuck yourself, I whisper. Go fuck yourself in the butt.