Monday
Jan142008
Shadow Caption Contest for 1-14-08
You know the rules. I’ve just been looking at the “real” winning entries for the “Giant Dog” caption contest from two weeks ago, and they are an insult. “Labrapotamus?” In what issue of Highlights would that even be funny? Anyway, here are my starter captions for this week’s contest. Let’s make this a family affair:
#1. “No, it’s just his arms. I fed the rest of him to the fucking dog.”
#2. “You know, he went through all that trouble. Maybe we should just let him watch.”
#3. “Yes, I see you, Honey. That’s mommy’s little mongoloid.”
Mon., Jan. 14, 2008
Reader Comments (10)
"I also gave him LSD. Now we play the waiting game."
"Do you think our necks are getting too thin, Alice?"
"It always makes me wet when he does shit like this."
"I told him this was the only way I could take his morbid obesity. I still don't want to fuck him, but at least I can stand to look at him."
"Looks like the Snow-Reaper Brand Orphan Traps are working. Thanks, Snow-Reaper!"
"Your time is coming to an end. Your kind must face extinction. You cannot survive, you must die. That is the rule of nature."
"I got sick of him calling me frigid."
"Here comes the new neighbor: Insemination Watson."
"Oh give it up. You're never going to fly no matter how hard you flap those little arms."
"He's doing his impression of what Americans look like to the rest of the world."