—Sponsor My Fury—

« Is "Wheelhouse" in My Wheelhouse? | Main | Logical Fallacies »
Tuesday
13May

You're Just Getting Him Elected Quicker

obamacurious.jpg

Please, please, please keep this shit up, mouth-breathers.  This is exactly how I want the Republican party cast in November, as the racist, spiteful, un-funny, lame collection of retards and bullies they truly are.  Man, can we get McCain one of these to wear on the campaign trail?  I mean, he’d have to pretend like it made him uncomfortable, and he’ll probably have to mention how he eventually did vote for Martin Luther King Day, after years of voting against it, but he’d probably get a kick out of it.

By the way, you may not want to invoke the spirit of Curious George too loudly.  That territory is already well-trodden.

Reader Comments (10)

What the fuck, Georgia? If you click on the poll to the left, the majority of the AJC readers think this shit is cool.

May 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterIce Black

I didn't even catch that. 54% of crackers agree, black people DO look like monkeys.

May 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMxrk

It must be hard for you to watch Democrats in places like West Virginia who are clearly motivated to vote by nothing other than hating black people. I'm not saying Dems are worse than Republicans here -- not at all -- but it is becoming obvious that there are some ugly fissures in the "cracker" demographic of the Democratic party.

May 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

Well, I would've argued with you, but Hillary's pretty much proven your point. So, yeah, it's sad all around.

May 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMxrk

And I'm finding the talking heads on MSNBC very frustrating -- they've got all these little exit polls trying to explain why West Virginians voted for Hillary 2:1 over Obama without suggesting good old fashioned American racism.

Like, yeah... maybe West Virginians just really loved that idea about a summer vacation from the gas tax -- that explains it.

"The voters of West Virginia heard her and her platform resonated..." --Tim Russert

Yeah, okay, Tim. Her "platform."

If she was anything but a devil, she would've stood up during her acceptance speech and said, "I am not going to accept a nomination that is motivated by hatred and bigotry, so I hereby declare my withdrawal from the race for President of the United States."

May 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

And a lot of white people don't believe racism still exists in America. Well, it does exist and it's right on my fucking doorstep.

May 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEmily

Oh, and another thing: This shit is what makes it reasonable for Rev. Wright to say the things he does.

May 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEmily

Censored? Damn...

May 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterIce Black

O.K. Now it's 60% for "It's racist," 40% for "It's fine."

May 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMxrk

As much as I want Obama to be president, I fear that good ole "silent majority" and its irrational fear of anything not its mirror image. For this reason only, I think Hilary might have a better chance against McCain: women outnumber men.

Please, America, prove me wrong. Its taken me a few years to convince myself that humanity is not fundamentally diseased. Please, for the sake of future generations of students, don't undo this.

In the end, I'm with Nader this year: if the democrats can't win, then they should just pack it up and go home.

May 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterinsignifcantwrangler

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>