Saturday
Jun142008
Path of Destruction: I Spare West Virginia

My sister found this neat little website that spits out a visual representation of the states you’ve visited. I would have never realized, relying on memory alone, that I had completely avoided West Virginia, the jewel of the republic, my entire life. All I have to say to the residents of the Mountain State: you’re welcome. Enjoy it while it lasts.
To chart your own path, visit this thing right here, and start checking boxes.
Sat., Jun. 14, 2008
Reader Comments (2)
You're not missing much, unless you're the type of guy that would miss slipping on a used condom in the parking lot of an abandoned Wendy's. Fuck, of course you are. Head on down to West Virgina: the Orphan-Sex State.
It seems somebody woke up on the wrong side of their murdered parents this morning, Mr. Wayne.