Monday
Jul072008
Yippie Kay Yay America
I mean, the answer was always there, right in front of us. While we’ve been sitting here bickering over the small stuff, John McClane has been out there saving our asses from inscrutable foreign terrorists and the Sheriff of Nottingham. Some facts from the campaign website:
In 1988, John McClane defused the hostage crisis at Los Angeles’ Nakatomi Tower.
In 1990, John McClane thwarted a terrorist plot to seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, D.C.
John McClane has defeated terrorists in elevator shafts on numerous occasions.
With credentials like that, I think your decision in Novemember should be a lot easier.
Mon., Jul. 7, 2008
Reader Comments (1)
Reginald VelJohnson as a running mate would pretty much seal the deal for me.