Saturday
21Mar2009
Portia De Rossi Apologizes
I’m sorry, but going on Jimmy Kimmel and being funny is like cutting your slow cousin’s food for him. Sure it saves everyone involved a lot of embarrassment, but some day he’s going to have to fucking learn to do it for himself.
Mxrk
Reader Comments (5)
if kimmel is the slow cousin that can't handle a knife, then leno is the drooling cousin that keep shitting his pants and telling knock knock jokes.
i'd be happy to cut a steak as long as i don't have to change a diaper.
Jimmy Kimmel's still doing things? Next you're going to tell me Howard Stern's still on the air.
Portia De Rossi makes me VERY sympathetic to the idea that lesbianism should be illegal.
That's funny, because Jimmy Kimmel makes me very sympathetic to the idea that heterosexuality should be illegal.
Oh, slam! In your face, Kimmel.
He should have stuck with Ben Stein.